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Name: Jimmy
Gender: Male


Interests: Playing the piano. Not Myspace. Not even close to ever liking any kids... and...Reading. Good movies. Kurt Vonnegut.
Expertise: Interpreting Music. Being able to tell if someone is a divorcee.
Occupation: Middle School Lowlife
Industry: Cracker


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Member Since: 7/30/2006

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Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Those were the days.

I'm in 8th grade, b-t-dubs.

Anais said I'm a dick and that I'm full of myself. That's depressing.

I hate my life.

I think I have borderline personality disorder.

I met her and her sister, Aura, at the end of 6th grade.
Aura is 16, and pretty damn short.
Anais is 14, and average height.
Aura is in 12th grade.
Anais in 9th.
They were my favorite people.
They were my best friends.
They used to be.

Summer of going into 7th grade.

 

Time sure flies....


Friday, September 25, 2009

All of my new friends have pictures of small parts of their faces.
I should put them together in a puzzle and make a strange looking burn victim.




Sunday, September 20, 2009

Currently
Tommy
By The Who
Christmas
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Christ.
All of these subscriptions are rather overwhelming.
The last thing I want to do is dissappoint.
But with all of this pressure there's really no alternative..

Uhh...

My friend's 43-year-old mom plays the facebook game called FarmVille.
That shit is taking over the world!
Next, it'll be my 73-year-old French Canadian neighbor.
Who also has a facebook.

I got the Sims 3 recently.
Naturally, the first thing i did was make a young adult version of myself.

Also naturally, I live with Kevin Barnes.

That's.. pretty much all I have to show for my weekend.

And life, for that matter.


Thursday, September 17, 2009

Rebecca, my brother's girlfriend, uses the word fuck in amazingly creative ways.
Just when you thought that fuck was going out of style, she pulls out another zinger.

She has a photo album on myspace called "Drunk as All Fuck."

"I got home and passed the fuck out."

... that was all.

Genius!!!

She is also a very passionate vegan activist.
And calls all of her pets her furkids.
One word.
Lord fuck.
Lordfuck.

 


Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Lord God Bird!

Damn.
Nicole, my sister, plugged my site.
Now I'm gettin' hits up the wazu.
If you know what I mean.

Why would she do that.
That's ridiculous.
I look like a maggot in that picture.
's creepin'.

Uhm..
I decided who I was going to marry on Monday.
Some girl named Nena.
Pronounced Nina.
I was going to marry her because she was named so.
Then I learned that she was actually named Chloe.
So the wedding's off.

She's sortof a joyous emo type.
They say they're emo, but they're all happy about it.
They do it solely for the nonconformity.
But she's all right.

Also, she said she wanted to kiss me because I have braces.

Anyways.
My plug.
People that think that a self-pitying maggot cracker is interesting

want to sample some free band names?

What better time to sell out, eh?

Tagteam Gangrape?

Sprinkles to Go?

Arroz con Dios?

Jenna from the Reach-Around?

Suicide on a Rocking Chair?

Threesome in the Making?

James is Waiting?

 

My favorite band is This is Ivy League.
I feel they deserve some publicity too.
Since they have none to speak of.



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